A mock ad using my and my better half. She enjoys her sleep as much as anything. But to her dismay she has chosen a man who produces a symphony of music from his mouth on a nightly basis. This leads her to using ear plugs, headphones, pillow speakers, etc. She also forces me from time to time to wear these breathe right strips (which do nothing). The only thing she loathes more then my snoring is waking up in the morning. In her words, "they call it morning because when you have to wake up you are in morning."